I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
Don’t forget green blacks, blue blacks, purple blacks, that weird grey/black bullshit…
Don’t even get me started on stuff that looks the same in your bedroom and then it turns out one’s a blue-based black and one’s a red based black once you’re out in the sunshine and it’s too late to go change.
For a little while, I was possessed by an evil spirit. It was very evil.
" Aye, must be the money. "
Hatebeak is a black metal band whose lead singer is a parrot. Source