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Bardarbunga, Iceland

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jessehimself:

Yup, A Recipe For Pepperoni Pizza Cake
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/this-easy-recipe-for-pepperoni-pizza-cake-will-change-your-l?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphi#394so07

jessehimself:

Yup, A Recipe For Pepperoni Pizza Cake

http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/this-easy-recipe-for-pepperoni-pizza-cake-will-change-your-l?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphi#394so07

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Cookbooks

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the-rain-monster:

A NYC grad student working on food stamps for her thesis has released a free cookbook for those living on $4/day.

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

hello

oooooh this is so nice!

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

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nubbsgalore:

the autumnal colour spectrum

(photos by rob herr, richard shilling, ryan connors, evie jaye, mr. dale)

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I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am.

- Epiphany (via -bloodyvalentine)

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so-stay-sweetly-numb:

justblacklistme:

THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG

This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better

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sixpenceee:

5 TINY TALES, by reddit user IPostAtMidnight
Unfurl
She usually enjoyed unfurling a fresh sheet over her bed, swishing it out like they do in those detergent commercials. Tonight, however, as the sheet settled down onto the empty mattress, it outlined the contours of a body.
Then it sat up.
Bang Bang
Ever since I was young, they’ve tried to reassure me it wasn’t my fault. Grandpa died from a heart attack, not because we were playing cowboys and I shot him with my finger “guns.” But by the time help came, the bullet holes had disappeared.
ylim3
Little Emily vanished last year. Now they’re pouring new sidewalks in my neighborhood, and I’ve found her name in the wet cement, written in remembrance. But it was written in reverse. And from below.
Held Up By Pressure
Your plane lands. You’re preoccupied with trying to get the pressure in your ears to pop, so you notice little until you’re inside the terminal. Everyone is staring through you in absolute horror. Confused, you turn around and see flaming wreckage on the runway. A mangled tail section reads “701.” The same as your flight.
You swallow, and the last thing you hear is a small pop.
Cold as Hell
After centuries spent crawling through an endless desert, the Devil appeared and offered the man a glass of cold water. Though suspicious, he savored every drop, and afterwards he looked up gratefully.
“Why this kindness?” he asked the Devil through cracked, scabbed-over lips.
The Devil smiled and patted him on the head.
“Because you had forgotten kindness existed.”
Then he was alone again, and the moisture remaining in his mouth turned to sand.
(Link to story) (Compilation of Creepy Short Stories)(Compilation of Creepy Short Stories Part 2)

sixpenceee:

5 TINY TALES, by reddit user IPostAtMidnight

Unfurl

She usually enjoyed unfurling a fresh sheet over her bed, swishing it out like they do in those detergent commercials. Tonight, however, as the sheet settled down onto the empty mattress, it outlined the contours of a body.

Then it sat up.

Bang Bang

Ever since I was young, they’ve tried to reassure me it wasn’t my fault. Grandpa died from a heart attack, not because we were playing cowboys and I shot him with my finger “guns.” But by the time help came, the bullet holes had disappeared.

ylim3

Little Emily vanished last year. Now they’re pouring new sidewalks in my neighborhood, and I’ve found her name in the wet cement, written in remembrance. But it was written in reverse. And from below.

Held Up By Pressure

Your plane lands. You’re preoccupied with trying to get the pressure in your ears to pop, so you notice little until you’re inside the terminal. Everyone is staring through you in absolute horror. Confused, you turn around and see flaming wreckage on the runway. A mangled tail section reads “701.” The same as your flight.

You swallow, and the last thing you hear is a small pop.

Cold as Hell

After centuries spent crawling through an endless desert, the Devil appeared and offered the man a glass of cold water. Though suspicious, he savored every drop, and afterwards he looked up gratefully.

“Why this kindness?” he asked the Devil through cracked, scabbed-over lips.

The Devil smiled and patted him on the head.

“Because you had forgotten kindness existed.”

Then he was alone again, and the moisture remaining in his mouth turned to sand.

(Link to story) (Compilation of Creepy Short Stories)(Compilation of Creepy Short Stories Part 2)

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

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sixpenceee:

Diphylleia grayi also known as the skeleton flower. The petals turn transparent with the rain.

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Since Freud, people think you either want to be a man or hate men. You only exist in relationship to men.

- Sarah Schulman,  A Different Sort of Sell For Gay Authors; The New Lesbian Literati Can Take or Leave Crossover Appeal (Washington Post 1993)

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malmaldude:

teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners

The other girls like “you’re a genius”

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psyfucks:


respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

psyfucks:

respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON